May 2012
13 posts
I am so angry right now, haven’t been this angry in a long time. Really fucking want a cigarette but I don’t hav any.
Argh
www.okcupid.com/tests/the-kink-spectrum-analysis-test
this is for Sarah and Erin, go go go!
theheroesandthepioneers replied to your post: theheroesandthepioneers replied to…
I would say we should compare each individual attribute, but we’ll do that in private some other time ;)
i think that is the best option, yes ;)
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I think high.
then you are slightly kinkier than me, though clearly we were just made for eachother
theheroesandthepioneers replied to your post: got told to do a kinkiness test online
I got blue too. Let’s go for this big boy.
give me all you got!!!
were you high or low blue?
got told to do a kinkiness test online
everyone said i would be really unkinky
shows how much they know me, im blue, which apparently makes me the kinkiest guy in the group!
Had an amazing dream last night
It started off as just as normal day at school and me max and brad were in the art block. Then max left to do something, and then this other max suddenly appeared outside the window, who almost exactly the same except he had insanely red eyes and moustache (and only ate biscuits with a bit of sugar on, but I found that out later). I was so fascinated that I followed him all the way to central park...
Sitting at home, all alone with a glass Of disarrono (and plenty more where it came from) whilst watching the IT crowd, could life be any better?
When you are having to use nelly lyrics to remember physics, you know you are going to pass
My sister’s boyfriend got into a fight with multiple people in Chelmsford last night and subsequently got arrested. As if that wasn’t bad enough, the policeman at the scene who had to arrest him was none other than MY DAD! Cannot wait for the next family do when they’re in a room together
It went well!
I don’t think I fucked up, which is always a good thing. Go me
April 2012
7 posts
Someone sent me a message last night and said that I could talk to them, but it was anonymous and they didn’t say who they were. Could they perhaps tell me who they were as that would be a cool thing to know
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“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get...”
– Woody Allen (via thesamesea)
Someone said something to me yesterday, and everyone thinks I’ve taken it as a joke and I’m just Playing about. The thing is I’m not and I’m actually really upset about it. I can take most things as a joke and I act up because people kind of enjoy that reaction thing I do and it’s easy to be the one for people to laugh at. But that is one area that isn’t funny...
The days of me being all poor and shit have finally ended, now i have 3 fucking grand to my name!
Its fucking party time
Isn’t it nice that my “friends” can find ways to mock me when I’m not even with them. They don’t even have to talking to me in any medium or be in a group of people, they will still do it when they are completely alone. Such a nice feeling
Enter shikari just got played of hollyoaks!
Just like,
HOLY FUCKING YES!
After falling off that roundabout my back is now in so much pain i cant get up. that is the second piece of childrens apparatus i now cannot use for fear of accident. what a life i lead
March 2012
7 posts
Preparing for the pledge auction I'm in tomorrow
I thought I’d have a look at how I should be dancing seeing as we are the rave animals. In doing so, I have found something that, if it is serious, is bloody hilarious. I don’t know about my partners, but I will definitely be “walking and petting the dog” at some point.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yrctMvIWpG0
When you come home to the news a family member has been in a car accident, just weeks before you start driving yourself, you wonder if maybe it’s not such a good idea for the accident prone boy to be given control of a two ton block of moving metal danger
parebts trll Mr npy to gry drynl and bw stupod
Thry do nit kniw me ar alp Ahahshahdhhaha
Anonymous asked: 3 10 17 22 93 96 :p
Anonymous asked: 4, 5, 6, 23, 24, 25, 34, 35, 36, 44, 45, 46, 77
This is your chance to invade my privacy.
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
13. What about ‘R’?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
52. Are you nice to everyone?
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
56. Do you think you like someone?
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
60. Do you hate anyone?
61. How’s your heart?
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
65. Are your toenails painted pink?
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
70. How do you look right now?
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
72. Can you commit to one person?
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
74. Have you ever felt replaced?
75. Did you wake up cranky?
76. Are you a jealous person?
77. Are relationships ever worth it?
78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
81. Last person you cried in front of?
82. Is there someone you will never forget?
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
85. Are you over your past?
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
97. Who do you have texts from?
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
February 2012
6 posts
The world is full of horrible bastards
Today has just really reminded me of this fact. First off, I found out that someone has cheated my charity shop out of twenty quid by using a fake note. What kind of lowlife does that to a charity shop of all places?
Then a bloke came in and gave me a bag Of stuff for the charity shop. Looking inside I found all the stuff was Nazi Or anti-Semitic. What the fuck?! Do you really think we want any...
Shiny shoes: chronic-procrastinator:... →
chronic-procrastinator:
chronic-procrastinator:
dontyouforgetme:
At a damily party with a crappy old Djibouti but lots of alcohol which more than makes up for it. but then allcof a sudden a song come on. not just any song, but the greatest song i have ever had the pleasure to see the video of. a song which i…
fucking WHAT? Why not?? How could they not????
i just dont know, but its bare...
chronic-procrastinator:
dontyouforgetme:
At a damily party with a crappy old Djibouti but lots of alcohol which more than makes up for it. but then allcof a sudden a song come on. not just any song, but the greatest song i have ever had the pleasure to see the video of. a song which i saw this past week in fact. a song by the name of GROOVE IS IN THE HEART!!!y
YES
max and brad, you know what...
At a damily party with a crappy old Djibouti but lots of alcohol which more than makes up for it. but then allcof a sudden a song come on. not just any song, but the greatest song i have ever had the pleasure to see the video of. a song which i saw this past week in fact. a song by the name of GROOVE IS IN THE HEART!!!y
YES
max and brad, you know what im gonna do now. i hopr the family fuckibg...
Just did something that is going to entertain for...
There is only one, very good reason as to why this the case.
Max will not like it.
January 2012
9 posts
Got my hair cut and new glasses
chronic-procrastinator:
theheroesandthepioneers:
and goddamnit I look like a hipster.
Lewis godammit stop contaminating our friends first Brad and now Woody. BEING A DICKHEAD IS NOT COOL.
HOHOHO I win, it was only a matter of time. I’ll get you next you next maxey boy
It's alright guys
ATM it seems I just have an infection
Though if it gets worse I am to be taken straight to hospital to be checked for meningitis
There are fun times ahead
Holy shit
Apparently I may have measels
That’s not good
iatethelastcookie:
lewis everyone said i should tell you to make you feel wonderfully awkward and gross
you know you wore simrans super girl costume at new years?
i had sex in it soz, love you
NOT COOL SARAH
Thought I'd let you all know that I currently...
Needless to say, probably not gonna be in much this week
You know its going to be a shit year when your new years resolution is broken on the first of January
December 2011
4 posts
HOMEWARD BOUND 2 IS ON TODAY!!!!
Its most definitely going to be a good day
someone just said that i'm not lewis anymore
Theyre right, im not. Im changing again. i still dont like who i am, but its easier like this. so yeah, before i truly become this dickhead, good luck in all your endevours, i love you all
Had a haircut again
More importantly, I don’t look like a lesbian :O everything has finally settled into place and the world is right again
November 2011
7 posts
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=GB#/watch?v=VeoW2Jptu0g. These kids are so much cooler than I could ever be
Had a nice chat with my mum about last night and the hazards of drinking. I have been told I will not be drinking at the next party. Damn.
You boys better keep your hands where I can see them on Saturday, none of that naughty business. If you wanna play, you have to pay.
Just tried on my costume
Not to blow my own trumpet or anything but, I am one sexy ass whore.