February 2012
6 posts
The world is full of horrible bastards
Today has just really reminded me of this fact. First off, I found out that someone has cheated my charity shop out of twenty quid by using a fake note. What kind of lowlife does that to a charity shop of all places?
Then a bloke came in and gave me a bag Of stuff for the charity shop. Looking inside I found all the stuff was Nazi Or anti-Semitic. What the fuck?! Do you really think we want any...
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chronic-procrastinator:
chronic-procrastinator:
dontyouforgetme:
At a damily party with a crappy old Djibouti but lots of alcohol which more than makes up for it. but then allcof a sudden a song come on. not just any song, but the greatest song i have ever had the pleasure to see the video of. a song which i…
fucking WHAT? Why not?? How could they not????
i just dont know, but its bare...
chronic-procrastinator:
dontyouforgetme:
At a damily party with a crappy old Djibouti but lots of alcohol which more than makes up for it. but then allcof a sudden a song come on. not just any song, but the greatest song i have ever had the pleasure to see the video of. a song which i saw this past week in fact. a song by the name of GROOVE IS IN THE HEART!!!y
YES
max and brad, you know what...
At a damily party with a crappy old Djibouti but lots of alcohol which more than makes up for it. but then allcof a sudden a song come on. not just any song, but the greatest song i have ever had the pleasure to see the video of. a song which i saw this past week in fact. a song by the name of GROOVE IS IN THE HEART!!!y
YES
max and brad, you know what im gonna do now. i hopr the family fuckibg...
Just did something that is going to entertain for...
There is only one, very good reason as to why this the case.
Max will not like it.
January 2012
8 posts
Got my hair cut and new glasses
chronic-procrastinator:
theheroesandthepioneers:
and goddamnit I look like a hipster.
Lewis godammit stop contaminating our friends first Brad and now Woody. BEING A DICKHEAD IS NOT COOL.
HOHOHO I win, it was only a matter of time. I’ll get you next you next maxey boy
It's alright guys
ATM it seems I just have an infection
Though if it gets worse I am to be taken straight to hospital to be checked for meningitis
There are fun times ahead
Holy shit
Apparently I may have measels
That’s not good
iatethelastcookie:
lewis everyone said i should tell you to make you feel wonderfully awkward and gross
you know you wore simrans super girl costume at new years?
i had sex in it soz, love you
NOT COOL SARAH
Thought I'd let you all know that I currently...
Needless to say, probably not gonna be in much this week
You know its going to be a shit year when your new years resolution is broken on the first of January
December 2011
4 posts
HOMEWARD BOUND 2 IS ON TODAY!!!!
Its most definitely going to be a good day
someone just said that i'm not lewis anymore
Theyre right, im not. Im changing again. i still dont like who i am, but its easier like this. so yeah, before i truly become this dickhead, good luck in all your endevours, i love you all
Had a haircut again
More importantly, I don’t look like a lesbian :O everything has finally settled into place and the world is right again
November 2011
7 posts
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=GB#/watch?v=VeoW2Jptu0g. These kids are so much cooler than I could ever be
Had a nice chat with my mum about last night and the hazards of drinking. I have been told I will not be drinking at the next party. Damn.
You boys better keep your hands where I can see them on Saturday, none of that naughty business. If you wanna play, you have to pay.
Just tried on my costume
Not to blow my own trumpet or anything but, I am one sexy ass whore.
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September 2011
9 posts
found a couple more pictures from my childhood
i look fucking awesome
My sister is listening to a song in her room. I swear the singer is literally shouting “BERRY!” continuously for the chorus. It’s like life has gone “maybe he doesn’t get that enough at school, let’s introduce it into every single bit of his life, see how he gets on”
Fucking berries
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i am in love with squeezy poo cat
and she too loves me
I’m sorry I overreacted and got upset. I was selfish Prick and that wasn’t right. Sorry
You know what? fuck it, i give up. I’m out.
August 2011
4 posts
Guys i'm scared
I’ve been up in my room. The rest of my family were downstairs. I could hear the tv. I just went downstairs to get some food. The tv is on, but no-one is there. No-one else is in the house. But the cars are still outside the house. Where are they?
I really don’t like this
July 2011
20 posts
Okay, here it goes
Haven’t done this in a while, not sure if this Is a very good story. If it isn’t please say so and I’ll try and find another from the vast depth of my mind.
This must have been about year 5 or 6. I was out on my bike. People were doing this thing called ghosting, where you jump off the bike whilst it’s moving and see how far it goes on it’s own. I thought I’d...
Finally met my cousin
She is beautiful. Little imogen, she is so tiny. Can’t believe I used to be that small (though I wasn’t as I was a fat baby). Got to hold her she even opened her eyes and looked at me with a little smile on her face. Amazing.
Then I played with my other cousin Flynn as he felt left out. Played a little bit of football, though his version of football is very special. His instructions...
Spent the evening with my sister
We just got a takeout seeing as my parents were out. Watched a few movies. Had a laugh.
We haven’t spent much time together for a long time. It was nice to just relax with my big sis. Nothing else. I guess I’ve missed her.
It’s time for me to get back in sync with my family. My mum. My nan. My grandad. I miss them all. I guess I can start tomorrow when I finally meet my new...
my aunt has had another baby
a little girl called imogen.
she is beautiful. cant wait to meet her
This a fucking miracle
My iPod is working fine and my phone is kind of working. I love rice
I’ve realised I can remember the first time I met and spoke to everyone in the group.
I wonder why I never forget
funkylittleboatrace replied to your photo: another picture of my childhood guess which one…
you look angry man
thats because im fat and have been put on the school cross country team as a joke
they made me run
met a new woman today
her name was maria papageorgiou. thats right, papageorgiou.
when she told me, i repeated it to her about three times then laughed my ass off
i hope i didnt offend her, it was just such a good name
okay, i have an appointment at the hospital for tomorrow after work.
fuck
